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The 10 Best One-Liners From NCIS

When you join Gibbs' team, even if it's not for long, you become his family.

Kelsey Alexandra Pappas
Mar 21, 2017
Old Dominion University
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I have been watching NCIS since it first aired. To me, NCIS is the best crime-solving TV show out there. It's a show that packed with a heart throbbing plot line, adventure, all with a comedic side. You will definitely get attached to the characters and will see why as the NCIS team becomes a family and does everything they came to protect and take care of each other no matter what happens. In the middle of that, their humor brings life during stressful situations. I believe the comedic parts are what make the show real and inviting to the viewer. With that, here are the 10 best one-liners that have appeared since its airing and if you're a true NCIS fan like me, then you know how funny these truly are.

1. Abby Sciuto: "Wow, Gibbs said please."


2. Abby Sciuto: " McGee, never forget: I am one of the few people in the world who can murder you and leave no forensic evidence."


3. Tony DiNozzo: "Boss, you are very stealthy."

4. Jimmy Palmer: "When you die, I want to dissect your brain."

5. Tony DiNozzo: "Tony DiNozzo, friend of the ladies."

6. Jethro Gibbs: "What's a hashtag?"

7. Tony Dinozzo: "I bet she's a panther in the sack."


8. Leon Vance: "Somebody get McGee a new pair of shoes."


9. Tony DiNozzo: "You can't buy me with your pepperoni."


10. Kate Todd: "should I write these rule on my Palm Pilot, or crochet them on pillows?"

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